gremlingirlsmell:

me: i think they should make something like an airfryer but it uses water. some kind of, water fryer

the alluring skull:

razehider:

crevicedwelling:

crevicedwelling:

butterflies have names like the Zesty Cobbler and moths have names like the Russet-tipped Hangman. hoverflies have names like the Horrid Scumsquatter and the millimeter brown speck tiniest beetle native to 3 square feet of Australian desert is called something like Anisopolyacanthus hades (no common name)

butterfly name: Jovial Twink

moth name: Common Sorrow

araneomorph common names: cross spider. yellow garden spider. wolf spider

tarantula common names, initially only seen on a website where a 47 year old man sells his poached specimens but eventually spreading irreversibly through viral sharebait posts: viridian goddess. dark blood pitbull. cosmic tungsten fuckmaster.

redstopgringo:

I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They’re not very good yet, but I’m trying to improve my scents of humor.

memorycycle:

team mate; ohh my god tom look out

baseball: *careening*

guy whos wearing baseball mitts on both hands but hes stuck grasping the spheres of light and truth:

fungalfaggot:

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

1. this shit ain’t nothin to me man
2. I’ll fucking kill you
3. .

hungwy:

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

takamoris:

e-102:

e-102:

e-102:

viktor-sbor:

A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.

damn that shit is light lmfao

stupid punkass anvil

yeah drown his ass. fucking kill him.

This anvil fucking sucks.

memeuplift:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

thickness-protection-program:

were–ralph:

girlballs:

gottastim:

aleapofbeauty on ig

princess peach at the sperm bank

nothing could have prepared me for that comment

mario at the sperm bank

pianokantzart:

mrspockify:

mrspockify:

I don’t think we talk enough about how stupid Mario’s Halloween costume is like it’s a vampire costume but he put on a jack o lantern too for some reason

You KNOW this idiot got his head stuck in this pumpkin. Like that’s absolutely what happened here.